Steal ASMR! speed guide

Speed gates stealing. Zone signs show a "recommended" speed — the documented one is 18.0K at the Butter zone; a player at 17.2K failed the steal before training past it.

How to train Speed

  1. Walk or run on your base treadmill — Speed climbs while you train.
  2. Like the game and join ASMR Creations for +10,000 Speed.
  3. Spin the Lucky Spin wheel — the +20% Speed segment (20%) boosts Speed for 5 minutes.

One documented session's HUD values, captured from video frames: 11.7K → 17.2K → 33.6K → 369.2K over roughly 17 minutes of active play. Treadmill skins change as you upgrade (jelly → butter → tiger → water wave → frost observed); upgrade costs were not visible in captured footage.

11.7K→369.2Kdocumented progression
+10,000like + group bonus
+20%spin boost, 5 min (20%)

Zone speed gates

ZoneSpeed requirementStatus
Butterrecommended 18.0Kverified (in-game sign, 2026-10-01)
All other zones—not yet verified (disclosed)

Zone signs read "recommended" with a speed icon — treat that number as the target before stealing in that zone. A player at 17.2K failed a Butter-zone steal and succeeded after training past it. Zone themes and where squishies come from: the squishy income table.

Every verified speed source

  • Treadmill training — the core loop; Speed grows continuously while you train.
  • Like + join the group — +10,000 Speed (official game description).
  • Lucky Spin +20% Speed — 5-minute boost, 20% segment (prize table: how to play).
  • Two further wheel segments (70% / 40%) are not yet attributed to prizes — disclosed.

Playing with a friend grants an income bonus, not Speed (official description) — see how to play. For current reward routes including this bonus, see codes status & the group bonus.